On the show a few weeks back I had a rant about the Japanese whaling that was about to happen to the south of Australia. We are fond of our whales and they are a treasure that we have a particular bond with as they travel up our coast to breed each year. They also provide fuel for our tourist industry. Our laws protect whales in our waters. However, my rant it seems was miss placed in the blame, Imagine my horror when this headline greeted me yesterday:

The article refers to Dr Evil’s secret plan to cross breed whales with cows! I knew that Dr Evil was crazy and that he and Knightwise were up to something. Seems the whole pink suit incident was a diversion to the truth!

Knightwise has truly become evil in his alliance with Dr Evil and their mission to create massive ocean going cows. Next they will be planning how to cross breed kelp with grass in order to feed their perverted experiment.

Dr Evil: leave our cows and our whales alone, you bastard! And our protesters, fancy shooting them! The Dr Evil want-a-be’s aboard the whaling ship claim that they were attacked with stink bombs. Sure that is a good enough to shoot someone for! Clearly their indoctrination by Dr Evil is complete.

Click the image for a full sized version. No I did not make this up.

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